Off to AJ's!

Last riddle was: What do they call the corn that watches everybody? The answer was......
The STALKer!!! The winner was Laura Bean. She said CORN-EAS! I liked that answer ;) Thanks Aunt Laura! Later I'll be leaving for AJ's for 3 days! AJ (short for Aunt Jennifer) likes mermaids, so, NEW RIDDLE! What did the ocean say to the sand? BONUS RIDDLE!!! What did the dad buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Comment your answers below!!!

Sorry, I'm a bit corny!

Corn:
Corn bread
Popcorn
Kettle Corn
Caramel Corn
Corn is eaten in many ways. Lalalala. This is random.........
Grab some EARS for this riddle!
What do they call the corn that watches everybody?
Look below to And we (finally) have a winner.......
To see the last winner!

And we (finally) have a winner.....

Okay, the question was:

Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay?
The answer:
Because he didn't want to be a BAYgull! Get it? Like bagel?
The winner is my own grandpa, Joel Warner! He was born in the month of August. Joel has 7 children, (one being my father). A few years ago, he and his wife (my grandma) went to Australia for a mission. He's really cool!!!! Congrats, G-pa!

Memorial Letdown

I was soooo excited to do the Memorial Day 5k. Then a storm came around. And GUESS what was cancelled! Grrrrr. So I'm stuck home.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Well I guess it's time for a joke or a riddle....




Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay?


Please answer! To answer, comment below. Remember that there will be a prize. And I have decided to call my prize the "Spotlight Prize!" So, just comment to win. Bye!

Sadness AGAIN!

Alright. Over 5 weeks ago, I posted "Aw Tartar Sauce!" One person commented. and wasn't even answers. No winner. So here are the answers:
1. Mild sauce
2. Ranch
3. Soy Sauce

Waaaaaaaa! All right-y people. let's try AGAIN!

Selena Gomez

Guess what? I figured out how to post a picture with a post! So I'll be talking about Selena Gomez--------------------------------------------->

She is dating Justin Bieber. Her band is Selena Gomez & The Scene. She has "Kiss & Tell" and "A Year Without Rain". Her latest album is "When the Sun Goes Down". She's been in 'Another Cinderella Story', 'Ramona and Beezus', and 'Monte Carlo'. She was in a Disney Channel show called 'Wizards of Waverly Place' which made a movie. She recently finished filming "Spring Breakers" which comes out in 2013. As you can see, she colored her hair with purple and blue highlights. Anyways, look below to "Aw, Tartar Sauce!". Comment your answers and remember the posting prize.

Aw Tartar Sauce!

I'm a safety patrol at my school. I was chosen to walk a little boy named Ethan to his class every day. Recently Ethan CAUGHT A CATERPILLAR! Ever since then, he checks on 'Catty' and then goes back to his class. Today we did our normal routine. When we saw Catty, he was still in a cocoon. We came to the part where you go back into the Kindergarten building. I grasped the handles and yanked. It was locked. My thoughts,"Oh well, guess we're not taking a shortcut today." Ethan tried to open it. When it didn't open, he slumped his shoulders. Then he said in a HILARIOUS annoyed-like voice,"Aw tartar sauce!" That was the highlight of my day!

Sauce Quiz:

1. Which sauce lives a low-key life?

2. Where does cowboy sauce live?

3.Which sauce is a little bean-y?

Comment your answers below! Who will win the posting prize this time?!?

No Winner :(

There was no winners to 'It's a banana moon!' Sad face!!! The closest we got was beet. Because beethoven means the beet garden. Ehhhhh! The answer was BA-NA-NA-NA!!!! Das all you got people? Try beeter (get it, beeter? haha.) Make yourself win!!

Day Outside!

Today I had a day outside. We played basketball: I ran away from the ball every time it was chucked at me. Baseball: " Stee-rike one!" "Stee-rike two!" "Stee-rike three!"........ " Strike ten.... You know what, I'll just bat for you." Tennis: I screamed as the ball hurtled toward my face. Eh. No soccer ball. We ended playing a huge family game of basketball. Anyway, post answers to " It's a Banana Moon!" below!

It's a Banana Moon!

Here's the scene... It's about 6:00 at night. We are driving in the car. Leila says, " Look! Its a half-moon! See it?" Mallory says, " No. Its a crescent moon." Leila, " Nuh-uh!" Mallory," Uh-huh!" Me with a glare on my face, my voice all annoyed-like, " It's a banana moon." New Riddle: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Comment and tell me..... Remember that winner gets a prize...