Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Dogs
As one of you little people said, I'll tell jokes about dogs. I walked up to a dog named Negative. He was gnawing a bone. I asked, "Wanna biscuit?"He said. . . everyone lock in your answers. On Saturday I will check your answers. I will announce a winner. The winner will get a prize. A special prize, that I will ALSO announce. Lock 'em in!
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He said "What would I want with a lousy biscuit? Dogs want BACON and I'd get it myself, but I don't have thumbs!"
ReplyDeleteHe said, "Bone to biscuit. Nice try Bozo Brains. How 'bout Barbeque and Buffalo Wings with a Banaberry Smoothie and a side Boiled Peanuts. Geesh, Humans these days!"
ReplyDelete"Positively! And you better change my name if everything in my life is going so well!"
ReplyDeletegrandma answered, "Gnaw!"
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner is. . . dadadadadadada. . . GRAMMA WARNER!!! I will write a column on my gramma.
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